THINGS GUYS WILL NEVER ADMIT

Buzzfeed asked,”What is something all guys do but will never admit to doing?” Some guys obviously admitted it:
(note: these are the responses you can say on the radio)
– “Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they fall.”
– “Daydream about insane scenarios that will never happen where you’re the main hero who swoops in to save the day. Common examples include things like thinking you could figure out how to land an entire airplane in an emergency, thinking about: ‘What happens if there’s a robbery and I stop the bad guy?’ saving someone from a burning building, thinking you could save someone’s life if there’s a random medical emergency, etc.”
– “Sniff our armpits to be sure it doesn’t stink.”
– “Crying like a baby when their pet dies.”
– “Imagine your entire life with a girl you just met.”
– “Sometimes when we shave we try and see how we’d look with the moustache.”
– “‘Accidentally’ falling asleep and someone points it out (‘I was NOT sleeping!’) Admitting falling asleep when it’s not intended is apparently difficult.”
– “Kiss my phone screen every time I get a text or call from my guy friends.” (* What the hell?)
– “Dreaming about owning a sword.”
– “I talk to imaginary people in the shower and win arguments against them.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you do any of these things? Are they male-exclusive?