THIEF TAKES KIT KAT BAR FROM STUDENT'S CAR

A college student in Kansas returned to his car to find that somebody had stolen a Kit Kat bar from his cupholder. Kansas State University student Hunter Jobbins left his car for 15 minutes and was shocked – shocked! – when he returned to his vehicle and found a handwritten note on a napkin in place of the stolen candy. The note read: “Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked,” the note read. “Did not take anything other than the Kit Kat. I am sorry and hungry.” On the bright side, Jobbins’ story eventually reached Kit Kat’s official Twitter page. The company wrote him, “Who steals someones Kit Kat?! WHO DOES THAT?! Shoot us a DM and we’ll replace it for you.”
* Ah, a Kit-Cat burglar.
* “Gimme a break,” said Hunter Jobbins.
* Didn’t even leave one half behind. That’s cold.
* Time to get tinted windows.
* Leaving a Kit Kat bar in an unlocked car? Isn’t that entrapment?
* I mean how much will power are we supposed to have?
* There isn’t a jury in the world that would convict you for this.
* This has “Super Bowl ad” written all over it.
* Memo to thieves out there: the thoughtful little apology notes don’t help.
* A college student. So one day soon Hunter Jobbins will be job huntin’.