THEME PARKS FOR SALE IN AUSTRALIA

Do you like bringing joy to thousands of people? Are you looking for a new ownership experience? How would you like to own an amusement park? There are seven amusement parks currently for sale around Australia. Take your pick:
1. Big Buzz Fun Park Centre, Rainbow Flat, New South Wales: includes an operational fun park with a toboggan run, four water slides, laser tag, golf range and go-karts.
* “Well, kids, we’ve done the toboggan run, the fours water slides, the laser tag, the mini-golf and the go-karts. What do you wanna do for the second hour?”

2. Barra Fun Park, Townsville, Queensland: includes an inflatable water park (inflatable rafts, slides and bouncy things on a lake), inline cable skis, aqua golf, a café and it’s zoned for even more fun of your choosing. There are 13 fishing dams on the property. $2.5 million
* Buy it today! What’s a little liabilty insurance when you can bring joy to so many people!

3. Jumpz Trampoline Park, Bendigo, Victoria: includes a foam pitt, basketball zone, dodgeball courts, 150 interconnecting trampolines, six elite performance trampolines, party rooms, 50-plus arcade games, laser tag, an under-fives playground and fully serviced cafe. $880,000
* Free vomit mop and bucket included with purchase price.

4. Monto holiday park, North Burrett, Queensland: includes a water park, cafe and tennis and golf facilities, with potential for expansion. Also cabins and camp sites. $6 million

5. Munno Para game arcade in Adelaide: includes games, indoor jungle gyms, kiddie rides. Will be auctioned off on May 26.
* New owner must like screaming toddlers.

6. Townsville Ten Pin and Fun Centre, Townsville, Queensland: includes 24 tenpin bowling lanes, four squash courts, dodgem cars, an amusement area and a commercial kitchen.
* Bowling, the sport of the future!

7. Tasmanian Devil Unzoo, Tasmania: the best for last – includes extensive bushland, wildlife habitats, a native botanic garden with native orchid reserve, a cafe, visitor centre and farmhouse residence. From the picture, you can walk under a Tasmania devil habitat and then pop your head up in a plexiglass dome so that you’re eye-to-eye with the Tasmania Devils.
* Sale price includes the book “Tasmanian Devil Raising for Idiots”.
* These are all less “We Bought a Zoo” and more “The Money Pit”.