THE WORST RESPONSES TO “I LOVE YOU”

Reddit asked, “What’s the worst response to ‘I love you’?” Some of the responses:
– “High five!”
– “Oh… ok.”
– “It’ll pass.”
– “No you don’t.”
– “Yikes.”
– “Who are you and why are you in my house?”
– “That costs extra.”
– “I would rather you didn’t.”
– “What do you want?”
– “I’m flattered.”
– “As a friend, right?”
– “I often tell my husband thank you when he says he loves me, I am thankful he does.”
– “My husband says ‘Why wouldn’t you?’”
– “Yeah, we need to talk…”
– “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
– “Well sir, now there’s a conflict of interest and I can no longer perform your colonoscopy.”
PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever have, or give, a bad response to “I love you”?