THE WORST MESSAGES TO TEXT ON A DATING APP

A recent survey of single British people from the dating app Breeze revealed the 30 worst messages to send to somebody you’re trying to introduce yourself to. Don’t send these messages:
1. Send pics
2. Eggplant emoji
3. Hey sexy, what’s your number?
4. Do you like bad boys/girls?
5. Without me? (When you say you’re going to take a shower)
6. You’re so HAWT
7. Ur so sexy
8. Phwoarr (*The equivalent of “Wowser!’ or something akin to “you’re hot!”)
9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
10. I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles.
11. What u wearing?
12. Does your friend on your profile pic have IG?
13. DTF? (“Down To F—?”)
14. Imagine what our children will look like
15. Heyyyyyy
16. I have serious co-dependency issues
17. Why are you single?
18. Tell me why I should go on a date with you?
19. You up?
20. Morning beautiful
21. Yours or mine?
22. Wassup?
23. You’re the girl/boy of my dreams
24. Can I add you on Insta/Snapchat?
25. I could get lost in your eyes
26. Wyd?
27. You’re the boy/girl of my dreams
28. Thanks for not unmatching me
29. Fire emoji
30. Dancer emojis
* Thanks, England. Stay classy.
* How about when you type these in, the app flashes a red flag and refuses to send?
* I believe Prince William used at least half of these to woo Kate Middleton.
* I get at least a half a dozen of these message from my wife everyday.