THE WORST GIFTS

A poll of 2,000 adults, by personalized book publishers Wonderbly, found 75% of people receive up to seven presents each year which they’ll never use. Here are the Top 40 Worst Gifts To Receive:
– (#1-10) Bad romance novels, Diet plan, Car manual, Soap on a string, Children’s toys, Cufflinks, A tie, Hankies, Aftershave, Movies you’ve already seen
– (#11-20) New map of the United States, Cleaning products, Joke books, Address books, New windshield wipers, Sports memorabilia, De-icer, Boxer underwear, Mousepad, Dressing gown
– (#21-30) Apron, Party games, A scarf, Chocolate coins, Calendars, Bath salts/bubble bath, Iron, Anti-ageing products, Potpourri, Car maintenance kit
– (#31-40) One of those packs with beer or gin with a glass to drink it out of, Crossword book, Gym membership, Hamper, Chocolate fondue set, Photo frames, Hairdryer, Knitwear, Slogan t-shirts, Novelty socks
– (#41-50) Perfume, Lingerie, Electric toothbrush, A mug, Stationary, Bottle of booze, Slippers, Toiletry kits, Electric blanket, Foot spa
* I’m sorry, but you can’t go wrong with booze or chocolate. Or novelty socks.
* “Thanks for the diet plan!” said nobody ever.
* Winter’s coming. I’ll take the windshield wipers.
* Everybody involved in this survey overlooked that you can sell unwanted gifts on eBay. It’s free money!!!
* So, after eliminating all these things, what’s left to give? A pony? A dozen eggs?
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the most useless gift you ever got?