THE WORLD’S ONLY NUDE GOLF COURSE

There are, by estimates, 40,000 golf courses in the world. But only one is for nudists. La Jenny, located an hour from Bordeaux on France’s west coast, is the only exclusively nudist golf course on Earth. It’s a 6-hole course (* seven if you bend over), and the only drawback is that the course is only open to those staying at the adjoining holiday nudist park. Guests rave about it. One nudist player calls it “a unique and wonderful experience.” And it only costs 3 euros ($3.27) to play.
* That’s because they make their money selling suncreen in the pro shop.
* Sorry, but I can’t bare to watch nude golfers.
* Things you’re likely to hear at a nudist golf course:
– “I’m trying out a new grip.”
– “Wow, look at the swing on that guy.”
– “Is that a dogleg?”
– “I think for this hole, I’m gonna grab my wood.”
– “I believe you’re up.”
– “Oops – a dribbler!”
– “No, I said you have a nice PUTT.”
– “Will you stop mispronouncing Titleist?”
– “I believe that’s my balls.”
– “FORE! … skin!”