THE WORLD’S FIRST EXORCISM CENTER

The world’s first ever center for exorcism is being constructed in the Philippines. The center will be used as a headquarters of the Philippine Association of Catholic Exorcists, the Ministry of Exorcism and the Ministry on Visions and Phenomena. The Archdiocese of Manila, who’s building the center, said: “This religious structure will be the first of its kind in Asia, if not the world.”
* In the Philippines. The center will be great, but getting there will be hell.
* When you fly to the Philippines for an exorcism, do you have to buy an extra ticket for the demon?
* Will they have a restaurant? What would be the point? Everything just gets thrown up.
* Now hiring cleaning crews. Good pay, benefits.
* Need an exorcism? Book early. Or, rather, Good Book early.