THE WEREWOLF CAT

The International Cat Association announced that it has officially recognized a new breed of cat. Called the Lykoi cat, it is also known as the werewolf cat because of its black and golden-rimmed eyes and black and slightly gray sparse coat on a lean body. The name Lykoi means “wolf cat” in Greek. Said cat breeder Anthony Hutcherson, “If you walk up on it around 2 a.m. … they can kind of frighten you. But they are really sweet cats, and it is an interesting appearance.” The werewolf cats are said to be “very intelligent” and are great problem solvers.
(picture here: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/11/werewolf-cat-named-new-breed-at-american-kennel-club.html)
* They can figure out ways to kill you in half the time of normal housecats.
* You only have to clean their box once every full moon.
* When you buy one, it comes with nine silver bullets, for each of its lives.
* The International Cat Association HAD to officially recognize them – the cats had them surrounded.
* Now we finally have something that can go after the zombie cats.