THE WEIRDEST THING YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE DOES

Reddit asked, “What’s the weirdest thing your girlfriend or wife does?” Some of the responses:
– “My wife sleeps with one sock on and one sock off. Says it regulates her body temperature.”
– “Once upon a time my wife was a bartender. Whenever she cooks, she leaves every single bottle on the counter uncapped.”
– “She rips open packaging like a coked-up raccoon.”
– “My wife drowns everything in hot sauce. Even things that normally you wouldn’t think of adding hot sauce to – like plums.”
– “She eats a banana like a maniac by peeling the whole thing, then holding the unpeeled banana and braking off pieces of it like it’s a candy bar and eating it.”
– “My girlfriend talks to inanimate objects like they’re her roommates. She’ll say things like ‘Come on, toaster, I know you can do it.'”
– “My wife eats burgers upside-down. I also asked her about it once, she says she doesn’t do it for any particular reason it just ‘happens that way.'”
– “Sleep laughing. It scares the hell out of me sometimes.”
– “She perpetually has the national anthem stuck in her head for some reason, so without warning she’ll just start singing OH SAY CAN YOU SEE.”
– “Takes crackers into the shower with her and eats them once they get all wet and soggy.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your partner do any of these things? Do they have a weird habit?