THE WEIRDEST PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS OF 2023

It’s fall, it’s pumpkin spice time. Here are some of the weirdest and most unnecessary pumpkin spice products that have been announced so far in 2023. These are all true:
– Busch Pumpkin Spice Dog Brew, an alcohol-free drink for dogs made with pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and water.
– Hefty Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice Scented Ultra Strong Trash Bags
– Krispy Kreme Pup’kin Spice Doggie Doughnuts
* These first two because pumpkins are such a big part of the canine diet in the wild.
– Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes
– Chosen Foods’ Pumpkin Spice Avocado Oil Caviar (Note: Fabulous marketing going on for this product! Morning Sidekick went to their website and found ONE review, and this was it:
“The overall experience was extremely disappointing as I was excited to try the product. Regrettably the clove scent and taste are beyond overpowering and the product is inedible. I would not recommend to anyone.” – 1 star)
– Wendy’s Pumpkin Spice Frosty
– Ancient Nutrition’s Pumpkin Spice Bone Broth Protein Powder
– Tree Hut’s Pumpkin Spice Latte Body Wash and Pumpkin Spice Latte Sugar Scrub
– Poo-Pourri Pumpkin Spice Bathroom Spray
* I saw a set of pumpkin spice whitewalls advertised over at Big O Tires.
* I went to my doctor? Yep. Pumpkin spice rectal thermometer.
* Pumpkin spice season. Almost as much fun to look forward to as flea and tick season.