THE TIDY CANADIAN BURGLAR

The owner of the Sweet Something bakery in Vancouver, BC, experienced a burglary last Friday. She uploaded video surveillance footage to TikTok of a man who entered her business around 3 a.m. by kicking through the glass door. He then found a mop from the back of the bakery and cleaned up the broken glass. While spending about an hour in the store, he took some selfies with the store’s cell phone, then he took six cupcakes and left.
* You’re supposed to clean out the joint, not clean up the joint. Back to burglar school!
* And he didn’t steal the cell phone? That would have been the icing on the cake.
* That Canadian politeness gene is really something, eh?
* Six bakery cupcakes are about $300, right?