THE SUBWAY CADBURY CREAM EGG SANDWICH

The Subway sandwich chain in England has created a new sandwich just in time for Easter: The Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich. It’s nothing but several Cadbury Creme Eggs, smashed up and melted inside a 6-inch sandwich roll, so all that mystery white and yellow cream comes dripping out. Only 500 of the special sandwiches will be made, and they will be available this Friday only — for free, by the way — at just a four select Subway locations: at Tottenham Court Road, central London; Central Shopping Centre, Liverpool; Llansamlet Service Station, Swansea and Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow.
* Subway: Eat Mush.
* Chocolate on bread. Good effort, everybody! Take the month off.
* British cuisine: From the people who brought you jellied eels, pond pudding and haggis.
* An American Easter sandwich would slap a Creme Egg between two marshmallow Peeps, put that between two Graham crackers and broil it for 90 seconds. There – was that so hard? Call my patent attorney.