THE STUPIDEST THING I DID TO TRY AND BE COOL

Reddit asked, “What is the stupidest thing you have ever done to try to be cool?” Some of the responses:
– “Wearing sunglasses indoors and at night.”
– “Told someone I had a pet turkey. I have no idea why, I was like six and thought it would be cool.”
– “I crashed my father’s BMW in front of my friends on the first day that I got my driving license.”
– “Got pulled over for playing my car stereo too loud. Took the ticket, turned it back up. Took another ticket, turned it back up. Took a third ticket, turned it back up. Spent the night in jail.”
– “Spilled my drink to hide that I peed my pants.”
– “Had my mullet cut off but left a rat tail, then had it braided.”
– “Flock of Seagulls hair style.”
– “Wore my pants backwards during the 90s when Kriss Kross was popular.”
– “Learned the dance to “it’s gonna be me “ by NSYNC because I thought the chicks loved it. Then did it at my uncle’s retirement party where a couple girls were. Most embarrassing moment of my life.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What stupid thing have you done to try and be cool?