THE SCHEDULE FOR A PERFECT DAY

Want to have the perfect day? Researchers at the University of British Columbia analyzed data from the American Time Use Survey, where participants filled out how much time they spent on 100 different daily activities. From that they determined what activities go into a perfect day:
– Six hours working
– Six hours a day of quality time with family (* Who’s family? MY family??)
– Two hours with friends (* Please tell me this includes social media.)
– 1.5 hours socializing (* Please tell me this includes social media.)
– Two hours of exercising (* Two HOURS? EVERY DAY? Are they NUTS?)
– One hour eating and drinking (* Yeah – this must be a typo.)
– One hour of personal screen time
* Apparently they forgot sleep. Canadian days must be 29 hours long.
* Like a fortune cookie, you need to add the words “in bed” to every one of those items.