THE OLD MAYONNAISE SWITCHEROO

We’re on the verge of impeaching a president, the economy may or may not be going into a recession, but we’re in an age where this makes the news: An anonymous United Kingdom poster on Reddit shared a picture of him with two open mayonnaise jars and a piping bag. The headline reads, “Piping the Aldi mayo into the same Hellman’s bottle we’ve had for a year so the missis will not know she’s a commoner.” He’s been filling the more expensive Hellman’s jar with cheap knockoff mayonnaise, and his wife doesn’t know. The internet responded:
– “Doing God’s work.”
– “If she doesn’t tell the difference I will be shocked. If it ain’t Hellman’s light I can tell right away.”
– “That’s illegal but genius.”
– “Too far.”
– “This disgusts me in a way I can’t explain.”
– And one mom wrote: “I did this to my kids.”
* God, I hope this guy doesn’t work as a pharmacist.
* This is the worst episode of “I Love Lucy” ever.
* By now, he surely must have saved almost three dollars! Genius!!!
* If nothing else, this is a good way to build trust in a marriage.
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you ever pulled the old switcheroo on your kids?