THE MOUNTAIN BIKE BANDIT

The FBI is looking for a man who’s believed to have robbed six Colorado banks over the past few months. Authorities believe all six heists were carried out by the same “Sneaky Bicycle Bandit”. In each robbery, he wears a black hoodie, black mask or scarf, black gloves, blue jeans and dark sunglasses. He demands money from a bank teller without a weapon and then flees on his white mountain bike.
* It’s Elliot from Mr. Robot!
* Police describe him as armed and vigorous.
* “Sneaky Bicycle Bandit”? More like “Straightforward Bicycle Bandit”.
* I hope he wears a helmet, for safety reasons.
* The Mountain Bike Bandit: his life has been going downhill for awhile.