THE MOST SINFUL CITIES

WalletHub has released its annual list of the most sinful cities in America. The criteria includes seven behaviors: anger/hatred, jealousy, excesses/vices, greed, lust, vanity, and laziness. Here are the Top 15:
1. Las Vegas, Nevada
2. Houston, Texas
3. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4. Los Angeles, California
5. Atlanta, Georgia
6. Denver, Colorado
7. Dallas, Texas
8. Phoenix, Arizona
9. Miami, Florida
10. Cleveland, Ohio
11. St. Louis, Missouri
12. Orlando, Florida
13. Baton Rouge, Louisiana
14. New York City, New York
15. North Las Vegas, Nevada
* Quick: name 15 cities whose convention centers are suddenly booked solid for the year?
* Las Vegas: The city so vice, they listed it twice.
* You hear the city “Orlando” and you think, what? But then you go, “Ah, Disney, of course.”
* They used to have gluttony on the list but had to drop it because, hey, not every city in America can be Number 1.
* What about cities where people put up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving?

Here are the Five Least Sinful Cities in the U.S.:
5. Yonkers, New York
4. Portland, Maine
3. Worcester, Maine
2. Nashua, New Hampshire
1. Boise, Idaho
* Boise: The town so priggish, it’s not very biggish.
* The people of Boise are thinking, “Let’s move to Nashua, where things are sizzlin’.”
* “Yonkers – We’re not Bonkers!”
* Just look at these cities. Man, the small talk in Heaven is going to be BORRRR-ingggg!