THE MOST POPULAR DREAM JOBS

Financial services provider Remitly analyzed global Google search trends for 186 countries over the past year, looking for most-searched-for occupations, and came up with what they say are the most popular dream jobs in every country.
– For example, there were 432,360 searches for “how to be a pilot,” therefore the most popular dream job across the globe is pilot.
– The second place dream job is Attorney.
– In third place is Law Enforcement.
– Rounding out the Top Ten are Pharmacist, Nurse, Physical Therapist, Midwife, Prosecutor, Actor and Judge.
– Other occupations in the top 20 include Lecturer, Professor and, sadly, Influencer, Blogger, and DJ.
* Hey – wait a minute!
* I’ve often dreamed of throwing in the towel on radio and becoming a midwife.
* Where are the fun jobs? Pro Athlete? Astronaut? Professional D-List Celebrity On Reality Shows?
* It’s nice of them to spend the time and money on this, but if you have money with financial services provider Remitly, you might want to go check your portfolio.
* “Financial services provider” is not a dream job. It’s actually more fun putting together lists of Google searches.

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