THE MAN WITH THE HARPOONED PENIS

In Thailand, Boonchuey Mooseeton went out for drinks with his friends instead of making dinner for his wife, Chanita Kuedrum. When he came home, his angry wife allegedly shot him in the crotch with what was described as a “harpoon.” Mr. Mooseeton said that his wife then “twisted the spear” when it was impaled into his penis. Mooseeton said he was so drunk that he didn’t go to a hospital until the next day. His penis needed 17 stitches.
* The first person in this room who makes a Moby Dick reference is fired.
* I’m confused. She did this ’cause he cooks dinner with his penis?
* This story has either not enough or way too much information.
* When that harpoon hit, I bet he let out quite the wail.
* Next time, at least bring home some McDonald’s.