THE LIES WE TELL OUR KIDS

Matt Leinart, former NFL player, current analyst for FOX Sports, went on his TikTok account and asked, “Tell me the biggest lies you tell your kids.” Some of the responses:
– “When new teeth grow in, I told her that they create new tastes. Now she tries to figure out which new foods she will like every time a new tooth comes in.”
– “Every single car accident we passed was bc the kids were fighting in the back seat.”
– “I told my daughter that whenever a kid lies to their parents their eyes glow… now if she’s lying she squints at me!”
– “All the candy at the front at checkouts is expired. That’s why it’s up front.”
– “Our sons didn’t eat cooked onions. Told them, ‘It’s not onion. It’s Japanese Clearfruit.’ They cleaned their plates.”
– “You don’t grow if you sleep in your parents bed.”
– “For every bite of vegetables at dinner, they could stay up 5 minutes later. But, they didn’t know how to tell time.”
– “You can only go to Chuck E Cheese if you’re invited for a party.”
– “We live on a lake and all our granddaughters know the lake doesn’t open until 9am.”
– “When the ice cream truck plays music, it means they’re empty.”
PHONE TOPIC: What big lie have you told your kids?