THE FUNNIEST THING A KID EVER SAID TO YOU

Reddit asked, “What’s the funniest thing a kid has ever said to you?” Some of the responses:
– “You’re too ugly to be rich.”
– “A kid once told me, ‘You’re like a grown-up, but with kid energy.’ I took it as a compliment.”
– “I said, ‘I don’t want to do that.’ 7-year-old boy says, ‘What are ya, some kind of petunia?'”
– “A 9 year old girl is lamenting to me about her parents and she says, ‘They just don’t understand, I’m in my sassy phase.'”
– “Mistook the name Betty Crocker for booty. Booty Crocker.”
– “My husband and I met a little girl and her mom at the Polynesian resort at Disney. The little girl was really excited and told us that she brought the good toilet paper from home.”
– “My 4 year old nephew asked me why there was a man in a field dressed in a horsey suit. He was looking at a horse.”
– “I work in a day care, telling a kid to use their ‘kind hands’ after they began to push another kid. A sweet little girl who was listening to us then accidentally got hit with a football. She looked up and said, ‘And you need to use your kind balls.'”
* PHONE TOPIC: Has a kid said something memorably funny to you lately?