THE FEDS BUST MOB MEMBERS WITH CLASSIC NAMES

Federal agents busted eight suspected mobsters from the Bonanno family, plus an alleged Genovese family member, charging them with racketeering, conspiracy and other counts. The men all had classic mob nicknames: There was “Butch,” “Boobsie,” “Grumpy,” “Porky,” “Al Muscles,” “Joe Valet,” and “Joey Blue Eyes.”
* Boobsie – do some pushups or something.
* And Porky – maybe Al Muscles can show you some exercises in the prison weight room.
* Now that Grumpy’s been arrested he’s known as Really Grumpy.
* Some guys tried to call Grumpy “Dopey”, but he killed them all.
* “Butch”? Wow, he didn’t even TRY to pick a good name.
* At least Paulie Walnuts got away.