THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

According to a new article in LaGrada magazine, a group of scientists used a supercomputer to determine when all life on Earth will end. Turns out it’s next Tuesday. JUST KIDDING! We’ve got about 1 billion years to go. Scientists with NASA and Japan’s Toho University used the computer to determine “when all life will end” on Earth and they say it will be the year 1,000,002,021 (One-billion, two-thousand and twenty one) because the sun is expanding. As it does, Earth will be heated “beyond the threshold of life.”
* That already happens a few days every summer in Florida.
* So it’s NOT the end of the world because I’ve taken away my daughter’s cellphone privileges. I’ll have to tell her that.
* However, the computer says robocalls will continue on for another 500,000 years or so.
* These scientists must be a laugh-a-minute.