THE DIRTIEST CITIES

A recent study by LawnStarter has named Houston, Texas, as the nation’s dirtiest city. The criteria were terrible air quality, infrastructure woes and a staggering number of pests invading homes. Here are their Top 20 Dirtiest Cities:
1. Houston, TX
2. Newark, NJ
3. San Bernadino, CA
4. Detroit, MI
5. Jersey City, NJ
6. Bakersfield, CA
7. San Antonio, TX
8. Fresno, CA
9. Oklahoma City, OK
10. Yonkers, NY
11. Shreveport, LA
12. New York, NY
13. Birmingham, AL
14. Ontario, CA
15. Los Angeles, CA
16. Modesto, CA
17. Palmdale, CA
18. Hollywood, CA
19. Las Vegas, NV
20. Fort Lauderdale, FL
* Well, I know 20 city tourism directors who have their work cut out for them today.
* Houston, you have a problem.
* Only TWO in New Jersey? Seriously?
* How are there no cities in Eureka County, Nevada on this list? They’ve got highways covered in Mormon cricket sludge! (See story in our “U.S. News” section.)
* Vacation season is coming up. We could’ve used a list of the CLEANEST cities, LawnStarter. You morons.