THE CRAZY NEIGHBOR

Reddit asked: “What does your crazy neighbor do to be labeled ‘the crazy neighbor'”? Some of the responses:
– “She dug up my fancy flowers and replanted them in her own yard, 15 feet away.”
– “He used to put up handmade signs in his front yard complaining about stuff other people on the street did.”
– “For over two years he had 15 mops hanging of the side of his deck.”
– “Drove his Harley from inside his house out the front door & crashing.”
– “He brings home roadkill to feed his 10 dogs.”
– “My upstairs neighbor unscrewed my doorknob while I was making breakfast.”
– “He pretends to pick up after his two dogs by leaning over and waving his hand around the pile.”
– “When it rains he rushes out onto his front yard and starts stripping all his clothes off then stands there naked, with this look of pure unadulterated bliss on his face.” (* Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know my neighbors could see me.)
– “Lost first husband, built a backyard shed. Lost second husband, built a second shed.”
– “He mows his lawn at bizarre hours, like 3 AM. Equipped with a headlamp and noise-canceling headphones.”
– “Mows his lawn completely erratically. There’s no discernible pattern at all.”
– “Does vacuuming your lawn and driveway count?”
* PHONE TOPIC: Why is your neighbor called the crazy neighbor? Are YOU the crazy neighbor?