THE CHUCK E. CHEESE CHEETOS, MACARONI & CHEESE PIZZA

Chuck E. Cheese is now offering what they’ve named the Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza. On top of pizza dough sits a creamy cheese sauce, then elbow macaroni, then some Colby cheese and mozzarella, and topped off with a layer of Cheetos. The new pizza is available through the end of the year at locations nationwide.
* If that’s not quite disgusting enough for you, add ketchup.
* “The Chuck E. Cheese Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza. Because why wait for your child to vomit!”
* They put all that cheese on it so that when kids puke, it comes up in the form of a blob. There’s less of a spew range.
* And the Cheetos are there because the bright orange color makes it easier to identify in the ball pit.
* Forget birthdays – now you can take your kids to Chuck E. Cheese when they need to be PUNISHED.