THE BUNNY RANCH BRAVELY REMAINS OPEN IN THIS TIME OF TRAGEDY

Nothing brings out misguided attempts at compassion like a major tragedy. The owner of Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, Dennis Hof, has vowed to keep the doors of his establishments open. Mr. Hof released a statement saying:
“The prostitutes of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Love Ranch Vegas, Alien Cathouse and my other Nevada brothels are devastated by this horrific and meaningless act of violence against a city known to be the entertainment and pleasure capital of the world. Las Vegas is a city that welcomes people from all walks of life and does so without judgement or discrimination.”
“Our thoughts go out to the victims of this tragedy and their families. We have countless friends, employees, and licensed prostitutes that call Las Vegas home — as well as numerous sex tourists that visit us daily from the Las Vegas strip — and our hearts go out to all of them as well. This is a dark day for Sin City, but rest assured this terrible event will not break the spirit of the community. My Las Vegas-area brothels will remain open and the working girls will be there to lend compassion and tenderness to the men and women that need it during this sorrowful time.”
* He added, “Plus, 25% off to the first responders.”
* Hey, Mr. Hof, speaking of sex, how about you “you-know-what” yourself?
* Do people even listen to themselves anymore?
* The Vegas Chamber of Commerce must be loving this guy right now.