THE 20 HIGHEST-PAYING SIDE HUSTLES FOR A SINGLE DAY OF WORK

Here, according to a company called NetCredit, is an obviously well-researched article about the 20 Highest-Paying Side Hustles In The United States For a Single Day’s Work, measured as average pay for 24-hour job completion.
1. Marketing strategy – $178
2. Mobile app developer – $164
3. Presentation design – $163
4. Website design – $162
5. Songwriter – $158
6. Website designer (this is somehow different than ‘website design,’ above) – $149
7. 3D industrial design – $142
8. Brand style design – $136
9. AI spokesperson videos – $131 (* Wait – who gets the money? You or the AI?)
10. Packaging & label design – $122
11. UX design – $122
12. Data Dashboards – $120
13. LinkedIn profiles – $110
14. Mobile app marketing – $109
15. 2D & 3D model creation – $109
16. App design – $106
17. Pitch deck (creating presentations for a client) Website designer – $104
18. Architecture & interior design – $102
19. Social media marketing – $101
20. Catalogue design – $99
* Doing any of these, you’ll be a millionaire in no time. Wait – I mean, at no time will you be a millionaire doing any of these.
* How much can you make teaching an AI to do one of these?
* “Side Hustle.” Nice. Makes you sound industrious and ambitious. Unlike the old “Part-Time Job,” which makes you sound unsuccessful and unable to make ends meet.
* So, basically, an extra day’s work will buy you a bag of groceries. Top-level Whole Foods, bottom level Aldi’s.
* That’s it. I’m giving up my OnlyFans page for a side hustle in marketing strategy.