THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Reddit asked, “What’s a common thing people say that makes no sense?” Some of the responses:
– “I’m sweating like a pig. Pigs do not sweat.”
– “Healthy as a horse.” Horses are not ever healthy. There is always something wrong. And it’s always expensive.”
– “‘I slept like a baby’ when they infamously sleep awfully.”
– “Working like a dog. I got dogs. They sleep a lot.”
– “6am in the morning. A-M means morning.”
– “They did a 360.That would mean they went in a complete circle. They mean a 180, which is halfway.”
– “Behind my back is really just in front of your front.”
– “A lion being the ‘king of the jungle,’ lions don’t live in jungles.”
– “Hot water heater. There would be no need to heat hot water.”
– “I was head over heels in love! Isn’t your head pretty much always over your heels?”
– “‘No offense, but–‘ Whatever is said after this, is always offensive.”
– “You want to have your cake and eat it too. Yes, that’s how cake works.”
– “It’s ‘on’ if you can stand up inside: On a bus. On a plane. On a train. It’s ‘in’ if you enter and remain seated / are unable to stand. In a car. In a canoe. In a carriage.”
– “Cool beans. Why are they cool? Who is eating lukewarm beans?!”
– “Don’t sweat the small stuff and It’s the little things that count. So which is it?”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have something that people say that makes no sense? I could care less.