THAI MAN HAD PENIS STUCK IN PADLOCK

In Thailand, a man got his penis stuck in a padlock and required emergency medical rescue services. Rescue workers were summoned to the scene to find a man covered in tattoos and little else, and his member stuck in a locked padlock. The rescue squad was able to eventually ‘free willy’ by using what was reported as “specialist equipment” to cut him free of the lock. It was unknown how long he had been stuck in the padlock. In other news, this is the second time this year this has happened in Thailand. The previous time was back in July, when a man was stuck in a lock for 14 days.
* Over there they call it the ol’ Bangkok Wanglock.
* To get stuck in a lock, a combination of things has to go wrong.
* I don’t want to think where he kept the spare key.
* Did they try calling a lock pri– errr, lockpicker?
* Just like the song says: “One night in Banglock makes a hard man humble.”