TERMINALLY ILL MAN MOONS SPEED CAMERA AS PART OF HIS BUCKET LIST

A terminally-ill man in the UK was arrested in his garden after showing his butt to a speed camera as part of his bucket list wish. Darrell Meekcom, 55, was told last month he had multiple system atrophy. People with the disease have a life expectancy of abotu six years. The retired university professor, who also has Parkinson’s Disease, drew up a list of things he wanted to do before he died, including mooning a speed camera. On November 5th, he bared his bum to a mobile speed camera van in Kidderminster. He was stunned when three police cars and six cops pulled up outside of his home 20 minutes later, demanding to be let in. When Darrell refused, officers raided the home before wrestling him to the ground outside to put him in cuffs. He was taken into custody and has since been released under investigation on suspicion of indecent exposure and dangerous driving. Darrell also has a bungee jump and parachuting on his bucket list.
* Pantsless, I hope.
* Six cops! Just how big is his arse?
* Maybe he should have saved “Mooning a speed camera” for that final trip to the hospital.