TEEN TRIES TO HIRE KILLER CLOWN TO OFF HER TEACHER

A 13-year-old Hampton, Virginia, girl is in police custody for allegedly trying to hire a killer clown to murder one of her teachers. Police say the person she contacted was using a clown image as their profile picture and a clown-related alias. She allegedly reached out to that person to murder a teacher at Davis Middle School. According to police, a dispatcher received a call Sunday evening about a threat being made on social media, and the investigation resulted in the teen’s arrest. Detectives checked with the teacher to make sure they were OK.
* The teacher was OK. No signs of meringue.
* No one likes a clown snitch.
* When hiring a killer, always go for the clown because they blend in so well.
* And how can they sneak up on someone in those giant shoes?
* For murders, you want to hire a mime – they’re so quiet.
* I’m still not clear on the whole “killer clown” concept. Are these hit men who moonlight by appearing at kids’ birthday parties, or clowns who are trying to make money on the side killing people?
* This girl student doesn’t exactly sound like the valedictorian type, does she?
* I could see why someone that dumb would have problems at school.
* Sure, use a clown image on your profile page. That’ll really impress the babes.
* In fact, the clown sounds like a dumb ass too.
* Anyone want to guess what the clown-related alias is? I’m going with Bozo.