TEEN SWALLOWS PHONE DURING FIGHT WITH HER BROTHER

An 18-year-old girl in Madhya Pradesh, India had to undergo emergency surgery after swallowing her cell phone during a fight with her brother. The two were arguing over the small Chinese-made device when the incensed teen decided to end their spat by swallowing it. Shortly thereafter, she began experiencing severe abdominal pain and persistent vomiting. She was rushed to a hospital where they determined that surgery was the only way to retrieve the device. It was a two-hour operation. The teen is reportedly in stable condition and expected to be discharged from the hospital soon.
* “Call 911!” “Press your stomach, dummy.”
* The persistent vomiting may have been because it was set to vibrate.
* I sometimes have to surgically remove the phone from my kid, but not like this.
* Surgeon: “I’m having trouble locating it. Someone dial the number.”
* She’s just lucky they weren’t arguing over, like, a flashlight or a waffle iron.