TEEN FINDS SNAIL IN MCDONALD’S CHICKEN SANDWICH

A Welsh teenager was horrified after she bit into a McDonald’s chicken sandwich and felt a crunch, and then something moving. Sachey Nurse – her actual name, apparently – was eating a McCrispy Deluxe when she felt an unexpected crunch that turned out to be a snail, “alive and moving.” Sachey immediately returned the contaminated meal to the store, where she was told they would report the incident to their supplier. She also reported the issue to JustEat which delivered her order. Sachey said, “I was disgusted. I’d never return to this McDonald’s.”
* “THIS McDonald’s.” Don’t you love the qualifier?
* Just before the crunch, she heard a little voice say “I’m lovin’ it!”
* It’s the McCrispy DELUXE. If you don’t want escargot, you order the McCripsy REGULAR. Sheesh.
* Besides, she’s from Wales. This can’t possibly be the worst thing she’s ever eaten.
* Snails? Isn’t McDonald’s supposed to be fast food?