TEEN FINDS SLEEPING CLOWN IN HIS HOME

A Marlboro, Vermont teenager called police after finding a stranger dressed as a clown sleeping in an upstairs bedroom in his home. Police responded around 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning and found 43-year-old Sean Barber intoxicated and sleeping in the home. Barber also had cocaine on him.
* The big red nose was a giveaway to the cocaine.
* It’s supposed to be CREEPY clown, not SLEEPY clown.
* “Hello, police? There’s some bozo in our house.”
* Not only was he passed out drunk, but he pied the bed.
* They also cited him for a D.U.U.I. – Driving a Unicycle Under the Influence.