TEEN CALLS COPS ON DUI MOM FROM BACKSEAT OF CAR

Deborah Miller was driving her 16-year-old daughter and her friends in Roswell, Georgia, in late January when the girl noticed that her mother was having trouble keeping the car straight. She asked her mom several times to pull over. When Miller refused, her daughter pulled out her cell phone and called 911. Miller is now facing DUI charges, and her daughter is being hailed a hero. “We have to commend the daughter for calling and reporting this,” Roswell Officer Lisa Holland said. “She was concerned with her safety and the safety of her mom.”
* Okay, she protected herself, her mom and her friends, but calling her a hero? Let’s not get crazy here.
* I’m sure her mom called her a few names and hero wasn’t one of them.
* “We have to commend the daughter for being such a good little snitch…I mean citizen.”
* Time for the kids to start using Uber.
* Okay, mom’s charged with a DUI now, but she’s still the parent in charge of your life, so now what?
* It’s going to be an awkward Mother’s Day this year.
* Maybe in a few years when the daughter’s into partying, the mom will get even.
* “Hello, 911? My daughter and her friends are in the rumpus room and I think I smell pot.”
* Great, so you’re still stuck there in Roswell, Georgia, and your town isn’t even the most famous Roswell.