TALL GUY PRINTS UP CARD TO ANSWER CONSTANT HEIGHT QUESTIONS

A really tall guy (unidentified as of this writing), who got so tired of answering the same height questions over and over, printed up a card to do the talking. People who start to ask the almost 7-foot-tall man about what it’s like being so tall are handed a business card saying:
– Yes I am tall. I am 6’10”.
– (No I’m not kidding. Yes, that is tall.)
– No, I do not play basketball. I play volleyball.
– Yes, seeing the tops of everyone’s head is weird.
– Yes, the weather is nice up here.
– This has been a great conversation.
People seeing the viral photo of the card have responded with comments like:
– “I’m 6’5″. I have made it my custom to ask everyone taller than me if they play basketball. It’s hilarious, I tell you, this tall-people humor.”
– “I’ve seen this on a t-shirt: 6’7″. No. I hate the game.”
* Wait – he forgot to say where he gets his clothes, and whether he has an extra long bed.
* He sounds pretty annoyed. Let’s give him extra points for not printing a card that says “Mind Your Own Freakin’ Business”.
* Now every time people get the card, they all ask “Does it hurt to always have to stoop down to hand people your card?”
* Average height people must be such a drag.
* PHONE TOPIC: Are you really tall and constantly get asked about it? How do you deal?