TACO BELL INTRODUCES TACO SHELL MADE OF CHICKEN

Taco Bell has created a taco shell made out of fried chicken from its sister restaurant KFC. The Naked Chicken Chalupa consists of crispy fried chicken forced into the shape of a taco shell, and the inside of the taco is decked out with lettuce, diced tomatoes, cheddar cheese and creamy avocado ranch dressing. The chicken shell is made with 4 ounces of all-white meat chicken, Mexican spices and seasoning. The Naked Chicken Chalupa is set to launch nationwide on Jan. 26 for $2.99.
* Nothing says “Trust me” like a $2.99 taco.
* Look for it on the “Crimes Against Nature Menu”.
* Do they think we can’t figure out that this is just a chicken sandwich without the bread?
* How about a burrito with no tortilla? They just ladle the contents into your hands.
* So it’s not just the movie industry that’s running out of ideas then.
* Next up: a way to genetically engineer chickens into the shape of an enchilada.
* They couldn’t just stop with the Dorito taco shells. They had to get weird with it.
* The great part is, with the taco shell replaced by fried chicken, your fingers now get extra greasy.
* Doesn’t a naked chicken just mean they took the feathers off?
* At least the Taco Bell Chihuahua didn’t live to see this.
* Instead of “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” he’d be, “WTF Taco Bell???”