SWINGERS PARTY GOES BAD

A swingers party went awry in Bay City, Michigan. Deputies responded last Thursday to an assault complaint in the – not making this up – Bangor Downs housing community. The caller said a woman was trying to run people over with a van. Deputies found an inebriated 28-year-old Amber Schomaker trying to enter the home with a screwdriver in her hand. Also outside was her 33-year-old husband, who was bleeding from a wound to his forehead. A woman inside the home said she and her 31-year-old fiance had the Schomakers over for a swingers party, but Amber Schomaker became jealous, attacked her husband with the screwdriver and then tried running over her husband and their hosts.
* Sounds like she DRANK too many screwdrivers.
* The husband wanted to get screwed that night, but not with a screwdriver.
* A simple “thank you” is usually all that’s necessary.
* If they wanted more excitement in their relationship, they sure got it.
* Guys – if you want to swing, ask you wife. If she says yes, ask her again. Then get her to sign a document. Then, don’t do it.