SWEARING PARROTS SEPARATED

In Australia, five parrots from the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre’s colony of 200 African grey parrots had to be separated because they were teaching and encouraging each other to swear. The five – Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade and Elsie – were removed from public viewing this week due to their inappropriate behavior. The sanctuary says they are quite used to parrots swearing, but they’ve never had five at the same time. Most zoo visitors found the foul-mouthed parrots amusing, but the zoo decided to move the offenders away from children.
* They should just put them all one room and call it the adult section and sell beer. They’d make a fortune.
* I thought swearing was Australia’s national anthem.
* How much do they swear, on a scale of 1 to any episode of “Rick & Morty”?
* One parrot was also pressuring the others to try vaping.
* “Polly wants an f-ing cracker!!!”