SWAN CRASHES THROUGH BATHROOM WINDOW

In Nottinghamshire, Britain, a confused swan crashed through a window into a woman’s bathroom. The lady had just left the bathroom moments earlier when the swan came crashing through the window around 8 a.m. Monday. The swan underwent surgery at a local veterinary practice and will be released back into the wild once it is back to full, swanny health. Animal rescuer Keith Ellis said it was lucky that the bathroom was unoccupied: “Had she still been there when this swan crashed through the window, I am sure the glass shattering and the impact of the bird hitting her would have caused serious injury – or even worse.”
* Worse? Like, VERY serious injury?
* She could have been bending over and got goosed.
* That swan was cuckoo.
* “♩♫♬ Swanee … how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Swanee … ♬♩♬”
* Then the hedgehogs attacked.