SUSPECT HIDES IN CORRAL OF MANURE

A man and woman allegedly tried to rob a Subway in Payson, Utah, from the drive-through window last Tuesday. Employees refused to comply and the pair drove off. A witness gave police the license plate number and officers were able to locate the vehicle. The suspects pulled over near a farm, got out of the vehicle and attempted to run from police. The woman, identified as Jessica Savory, surrendered to police shortly after. The man, Joshua Campbell, found a place to hide: a corral where there was a lot of cow manure that had been liquefied due to the weather. He was taken into custody.
* At crime, they stink.
* He really stepped in it this time.
* Now they’re both in deep doo-doo.
* You could say their attempt at robbery … was a flop.
* A corral full of manure? Why? Was it trying to get away?
* This was cold: As the criminals drove off, the Subway employees yelled, “Say hello to Jared when you get to prison.”
* Liquefied cow manure. Let’s keep that phrase for our next movie review.
* What’s wrong with this country? Are we too lazy to get out of the car to rob a restaurant anymore?
* In the wacky news, the drive-through window is traditionally the place where you throw in the alligators and stuff like that.
* This is one guy who won’t have to worry about the other prisoners in the shower.