SURVEY: WHAT PEOPLE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

A recent poll asked What People Most Want For Christmas This Year, commissioned by Omaha Steaks (* Hmmmmm, I wonder what vested interest THEY could have in a survey like this?). Here is what people most want:
1. Gift cards
2. Clothing
3. Household items
4. Fashion accessories
5. Smartphone accessories
6. Computer accessories
7. Food/drink
8. Books
9. Exercise equipment
* How did toilet paper and hand wipes not come in at Number 1 this year?
* Food, clothing, stuff for your home, stuff for your health, gadgets, and gift cards for anything they missed. So basically everything you need in life.
* The only category not represented here is Sweet Yum-Yum, if you know what I mean.
* You’ll need that exercise equipment as a place to drape all those new clothes you’ll get.
* C’mon, Omaha Steaks, don’t be so coy! You PAID for the darn survey, put it out there: People Want Omaha Steaks!