SURVEY: WATCHING YOUR PARTNER CLEAN IS A TURN-ON

A new survey of 2,000 adults, conducted by Swiffer, finds that 69% (!) of Americans say the simple act of seeing their partner clean the house is a turn-on.
– Twice the number of women find the smell of a clean home appealing than those who prefer the smell of flowers.
– Among Gen Z and millennials, 17% would rather receive the gift of a clean house than an expensive gift.
– 67% of people said a clean, fresh-smelling home would make them more likely to get frisky with a partner.
* Oddly, when you’re done, you have to clean up.
* “Wait! I just cleaned the bedroom! Let’s put down some plastic.”
* Clean is the new dirty.
* When my wife says she wants to “get some,” she means I should stop at the store and pick up a can of Endust.