SURVEY: SMALL IRRITATIONS

A survey of 2,000 adults, commissioned by CBDfx, a cannabis products company, has revealed the small irritations people hate the most:
1. Someone you do not want to talk to heading straight toward you. (* You don’t want to talk to them ’cause they’re always hitting you up for a joint?)
2. A knock on your front door when you’re decidedly not prepared for guests. (* ‘Cause you’re stoned out of your mind?)
3. People talking to you when you desperately want silence.
4. Slow wifi.
5. Unexpected phone calls.
Other stress triggers, according to the survey, are loud chewing, heavy breathing, and running late while stuck in traffic.
* The solution to all of these problems is, obviously, to deal with it, but I’m guessing the people who did the survey want you to get stoned.
* My small irritation is bogus surveys that someone spent all of 5 minutes on.