SURVEY: ONE IN THREE THINK THEY HAVE A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA

According to a recent survey of 2,000 Americans from Wealth of Geeks, a tech and gaming website, one in three Americans has an idea they think could one day make them wealthy. Of those people with the million-dollar idea, 17% of them say their idea would involve being financed through inheritance or using family money.
* ‘Cause they’ve already been laughed off of GoFundMe.
* So, look out grandad.
* One in three Americans has a million-dollar idea? That’s enough for another couple thousand years of half-hour episodes of “Shark Tank.”
* I’ve had million dollar ideas:
– It’s a Clapper that turns your lights on and off, only it operates on belches. Burp on, burp off.
– Baby diapers for triplets or quadruplets. It’s one big diaper with multiple leg holes, you just load all the babies in. I call it Group Huggies.
– A store that just sells diaries, for people who want to keep a diary. I’d call it The Diaria.