SURVEY: 40% OF US THINK WE COULD COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS

In a recent survey of 1,000 U.S. residents from OnePoll, 40 percent of Americans think they’re fit enough to compete in at least one summer or winter sport at the Olympics. The sports mentioned by most people: Basketball, soccer, and swimming.
* Yeah, well most people are idiots.
* These are the same people who only watch the Olympics because they’re too lazy to pick up the remote and find something else on.
* OnePoll should have these people try to fit into the pants or swimsuits they would wear, and then interview them again.
* You know the sport I could compete in? Four man bobsled. I’d be Man #2 – the guy who just goes along for the ride. Guy #1 has to steer, and I wouldn’t be Guy #3 … his job is to have Guy #4 hang on to him.