SURVEY: 1/3 OF US HATE TURKEY

A new survey, conducted by vacation website The Vacationer, polled 1,042 American adults, asking which traditional Thanksgiving foods they dislike. 35% of Americans say turkey is their least favorite food on Thanksgiving. Here is the list of Most Disliked Thanksgiving Foods:
1. Turkey (34%)
2. Stuffing/dressing (32%)
3. Ham (31%)
4. Sweet potatoes or yams (29%)
5. Cranberry sauce (28%)
6. Green bean casserole (22%)
7. Mashed potatoes (22%)
8. Coleslaw (22%)
9. Pumpkin pie (21%)
10. Carrots (16%)
11. Macaroni and cheese (15%)
12. Corn (14%)
13. Apple pie (13%)
* What is wrong with you people? And where’s Grandma’s Lime Jello Salad With The Pineapple on this list?
* The good news: This totally green-lights hot dogs and French fries!
* The 35% who picked turkey – are they vegans?
* Never poll people after an election. They’re just cranky.
* It’s once a year. Suck it up and pass the gravy.