SUNFLOWER FARM URGES PEOPLE TO KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON

A British sunflower farm is asking visitors to stop stripping for photos among the flowers. The Stoke Fruit Farm Shop, located near Portsmouth, England, posted on Facebook last Friday, “We are having an increase of reports of naked photography taking place and this must not happen during our public sessions please.” This comes after several incidents of individuals trying to engage in naked photography among the massive field of giant yellow sunflowers. The location was used in the 2003 film “Calendar Girls,” in which the main characters – older women – strip for a nude calendar.
* Now THAT’S how you increase business: “Please leave your clothes on” translates to “Come see the naked people in our sunflower field!”
* If they really meant it, they’d have a sign that says “No flash photography.”
* If you want to pose topless, get your gourds over to the pumpkin patch.
* “They’re at it again! Release the angry bees!!”